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Noise Tank (lovesyou)





Noise Tank (lovesyou) Diabolic Dance Party Gala Children's Youth Benefit Freal

IMPORT INFO!

  • Yes it is a youth benefit, were young, and it benefits us.

  • This is a cd release party for Noise Tank (lovesyou)'s new record.

  • There will be a keg of ghettoblaster.

  • Maybe even two.

  • March 26 is the day before the rabbits die

  • There will be bunny ears covered in fake blood.

  • There will be a large tattod man serving martinis in a pink bunny costume.

  • It will cost nothing to get into the party.

  • Although not technically a make out party, im sure there will be alot of that going on.

  • Focus Media is not in charge of finding someone for you to make out with. We provided beer and bunnys and djs. if you cant find someone to make out with or dance with by the end of the night, then you are a looser.

  • If Focus Media deems you a looser, we will take your picture and hang it on what will become "the looser wall" inside the official Focus Media bathroom / laundry room. Were all who poo and do laundry will be able to clearly see, you are a looser for eternity.

  • But seriously, im sure you wont have a problem finding someone to dance and/or make out with, so dont worry about it. for pete sake, you'll be wearing bunny ears covered in fake blood, who can resist that.

  • Depending on how things go, by the end of the night, there will be either a swimsuit contest between the DJs, or a cage fight to the death inside the official Focus Media cage. Either way, its going to be a toss up between Mike Doyle and Annix as to who will win whichever one happens.

  • The CD will be sold at the party for $6, which is $1 cheaper that what you would pay at the store or website for it.

  • Thats a pretty good deal we think.

  • There will be really cute pink Noise Tank (lovesyou) tshirts for sale too. There will also be buttons and posters for sale in addition.

  • Bring lots of extra money for all this crap. It will be worth it. all the the stuff for sale is really cute and awesome.

  • Yes, Noise Tank really does love you


The Dance Party Disc Jockeys

(in alphabetical order, cause set times are for loosers)
Annix (DTM)
Music: Punkz0r, Acid Techno

Mr Annix will be playing mostly Acid Techno. Have you ever heard Acid Techno, its awesome! And then he might throw in a few classic punk records here and there, cause he can, cause hes Annix.

Benji Hayes (Focus Media)
Music: Glitch Pop, Shoegheyzer, Tweecore

Im not doing to say anything about him because hes a sleazy dirty man. But hes got a few crates of stuff like Mum and Midwest Product. So i forgive him for being so sleazy.
Darkcube (DTM)
Music: Breakcore, Terrercore, Unixcore

Cube isnt into this indie shit. So hes going to try to scare everyone away with more Squarepusher and Alec Empire than you can shake a stick at. I hope it works too, it will get rid the the pussys we dont want to dance with anyway.

Doc (Focus Media)
Music: Spaz Pop, Breakcore, Bunkwave

So Doc isnt really a DJ at all. In fact, this is the first time hes listed as a DJ on a flyer. Expect alot trainwreaking Pinback and Xiu Xiu. But it'll be fun. He'll dance around or something to try to make up for it. Hes also the head of Focus Media and Noise Tank (lovesyou), so you direct all lawsuits for this stuff toward him.

Mike Doyle (Burnlab)
Music: Dorkwave, Bootgazer, Synth Pop

Okay the reality is, Mike dresses better than you. There is nothing you can do about it, thats just the way it is. But you cant hold it against him, cause hes got more 80s records than city clubbers have scars on their wrists. You may have heard his records and seen his impeccable taste in clothing at those Dorkwave partys, which hes responsible for. Which is sweet.


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(link) Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2005